How to Clean Jewelry, Part Deux
Beer
(Possibly not southern shandy types of ale)
Get the sparkle back again in your lovely precious metals, rings,
necklaces and bracelets along with other jewellery by pouring a little bit of
ale – special brew or a fine San Miguel light (not dark ale! or a pale ale!) –
onto a delicate material and massaging it lightly on the item. Work with a
thoroughly clean 2nd material, hand towel, bath towel or whatever you use to dry
your bot-bot with nowadays. It’ll scrub up lovely.
Club Soda
Soak your expensive diamonds, rubies, sapphires, and emeralds in
club soda-pop. This will provide your jewelry items with a vibrant and vivid
sheen. Merely position them inside a glass filled with club soda and allow them
to soak over night. Just remember not to drink the club Soda at a later date,
but then who would do that other than a big girls blouse!
Denture Tablets
I use loads these! (let me stipulate it’s to clean my jewelry, my
teeth are all mine)
Has your engagement ring misplaced its luster? Lower a denture
tablet right into a glass that contains normal water. Follow that by dropping in
your ring or diamond stud earrings. Allow it to remain for a couple of moments.
Take out your jewelry and rinse out to show that old twinkle and magnificent
luster of years gone by.
Ketchup (Yeah right you
say, looking at me with that side eye…no, but seriously)
Let ketchup carry out the work of shining tainted silver precious
metal. If the diamond ring, bracelets, or earring incorporates a sleek surface
area, soak it in a tiny dish of ketchup for a couple of minutes. If it has a
tooled or in depth surface area, use an aged tooth brush to do the job, working
ketchup in to the cracks. To prevent harming the silver precious metal, do not
leave the ketchup on any more time than needed. Rinse out your jewellery,
cleaning it thoroughly, dry it out, and now it is ready all set wear. Simply
marvellous Darling.
Toothpaste
Put just a little tooth paste on an aged tooth brush and then use
it to make your engagement ring shimmer as an alternative to your teeth.
Thoroughly clean off of the remains using a moist material and Bobs your Uncle!
And cousin, father and grandfather in my case.
If you have any excess of the materials mentioned above unused,
you could throw yourself a little party to show off your lovely, clean and
sparkly baubles, making all your girl friends jealous. Beer for drinks, soda for
the white wine spritzers, serve the ketchup with the cocktail sausages, hand out
the denture tablets in gift bags (giving them an all knowing look), and brush
your teeth after it’s all done!
What happened to the drop of Vodka you asked? Good question, it’s
probably in the jello shots.
